
	function random_text()
	{
		msgArray = new Array();
		msgArray[0]="\"God is clever, but not dishonest\" - Albert Einstein";
		msgArray[1]="\"love exists\"";
		msgArray[2]="\"everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler\" - Albert Einstein";
		msgArray[3]="\"kazdemu kogo interesuja nie tylko codzienne praktyczne sprawy, warto jest wyjasnic sens rownan Maxwella po prostu dla dobra jego duszy.\" - J.R. Pierce";
		msgArray[4]="\"w milosci jest tylko jedno wyjscie - ucieczka\"- Napoleon Bonaparte";
		msgArray[5]="\"imagination is more important than knowledge\"- Albert Eistein";
		msgArray[6]="\"life's like a dick, if it gets hard, fuck it\"";
		msgArray[7]="\"it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice\"";
		msgArray[8]="\"a friend to all is a friend to none\"";
		msgArray[9]="\"birth is the cause of death\"";
		msgArray[10]="\"everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else\"";
		msgArray[11]="\"friendship is like money: easier made than kept\"";
		msgArray[12]="\"I can resist everything except temptation\" - Oscar Wilde (Fingal O`Flahertie Wills, 1854 - 1900)";
		msgArray[13]="\"in general, pride is at the bottom of all great mistakes\"";
		msgArray[14]="\"it is easy to bear the misfortunes of others\"";
		msgArray[15]="\"life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises\"";
		msgArray[16]="\"the usual pretext of those who make others unhappy is that they do it for their own good\"";
		msgArray[17]="\"only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former\" - Albert Einstein";
		msgArray[18]="\"I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.\" - Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)";
		msgArray[19]="\"at any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.\" - Albert Einstein, In a letter to Max Born, 1926";
		msgArray[20]="\"if A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut\" - Albert Einstein, Observer, Jan. 15, 1950";
		msgArray[21]="\"never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake\" - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)";
		msgArray[22]="\"life is like a box of chocolate you never know what you gonna get\" W. Groom - \"Forest Gump\""; 
		msgArray[23]="\"before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish\" - Albert Einstein";
		msgArray[24]="\"success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose\" - Bill Gates";
		msgArray[25]="\"your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.\" - Bill Gates";
		msgArray[26]="\"enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead\" - Hans Christian Andersen";
		msgArray[27]="\"the closing years of life are like a masquerade party, when the masks are dropped\" - Arthur Schopenauer";
		msgArray[28]="\"unbeing dead isn't being alive\" - E. E. Cummings";
		msgArray[29]="\"in three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on\" - Robert Frost";
		msgArray[30]="\"computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes\" - E. W. Dijkstra";
		msgArray[31]="\"it is easy to bear the misfortunes of others\"";
		msgArray[32]="\"we cannot discover new oceans unless we have the courage to lose sight of the shore\"";
		msgArray[33]="\"there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't\"";
		msgArray[34]="\"power is nothing without control\"";
		msgArray[35]="\"whatever is begun in anger ends in shame\" - Benjamin Franklin";
		msgArray[36]="\"you'll never walk alone with schizophrenia\"";
		msgArray[37]="\"ora et labora: Pray and work\"";
		msgArray[38]="\"it's kind of fun to do the impossible\" - Walt Disney";
		msgArray[39]="\"this isn't right, this isn't even wrong\" - Wolfgang Pauli upon reading young physicist's paper";
		msgArray[40]="\"well done is better than well said\" - Benjamin Franklin";
		msgArray[41]="\"a lie has no legs\"";
		msgArray[42]="\"a man who knows he is a fool is not a great fool\"";
		msgArray[43]="\"a person may cause evil not only by his action but also by his inaction\"";
		msgArray[44]="\"love\" - God";
		msgArray[45]="\"a friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship\" - John D. Rockefeller";
		msgArray[46]="\"half a truth is often a great lie\"";
		msgArray[47]="\"God is real, unless declared integer\"";
		msgArray[48]="\"thanks\" - Grzegorz Karasinski";
		msgArray[49]="\"better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt\"";
		msgArray[50]="\"in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles\" - David Ben Gurion";
		msgArray[51]="\"don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly\"";
		msgArray[52]="\"gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.\" - Albert Einstein";
		msgArray[53]="\"a closed mouth says nothing wrong; a closed mind does nothing right\"";
		msgArray[54]="\"no one can be original by trying\"";
		msgArray[55]="\"honesty is a fine jewel but much out of fashion\"";
		msgArray[56]="\"memento mori\"";
		msgArray[57]="\"shit happens\"";
		msgArray[58]="\"languages come and go, but algorithms stand the test of time\" - Donald Knuth";
		msgArray[59]="Uleñka";
		msgArray[60]="\"remember that overnight success usually takes about fifteen years\" ";
		msgArray[61]="\"work smart, not hard\" ";
		msgArray[62]="\"every second counts\" - Lance Armstrong";
		msgArray[63]="\"it is not a bug, it is a feature\"";
		msgArray[64]="\"Non omnia possumus omnes\"";
		msgArray[65]="Uja";
		msgArray[66]="\"intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them\" - Albert Einstein";
		msgArray[67]="\"the most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not \"Eureka!\" but \"That's funny...\" - Isaac Asimov";
		msgArray[68]="\"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.\" - Forrest Gump";
		msgArray[69]="\"life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving\" - Albert Einstein";
		msgArray[70]="\"be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still\"";
		msgArray[71]="\"silence always speaks the truth\"";
		msgArray[72]="\"the only thing that interferes with my learning is my education\" - Albert Einstein";

		document.write(msgArray[Math.floor(Math.random() *msgArray.length)]);
	}


